Professor Hafner is a Houston-based comedian who deftly blends smart material with rapid-fire jokes. A physics professor by day, he brings a uniquely analytical wit to the stage, finding clever humor on topics ranging from marriage to vector calculus. A passed regular at The Secret Group in Houston, Hafner regularly brings sharp comedy to audiences all across Texas. His day job even led to a commanding 1.6 second performance as Online Professor #3 in the film Palm Springs (2020).